Gluten free. AFK's most epic nachos, covered in magical cheese, tempered with spiced beef, flame enchanted peppers, the blackest of olives, sky-fire salsaand the most sulfuric of green onions.

The most legendary invention. "the cornballer", creates these cream corn-filled fried treats.

Deep fried jalapeno-cheese stuffed and breaded ravioli. Not for the faint of heart.

The +2 chili of legends told. A simple ground beef and bean chili. Topped with cheese and green onions.

A classic caesar salad with parmesan and croutons.

A fresh salad with tomatoes, cucumber, thinly sliced red onions, croutons and dressing.

Portobello mushroom sauteed in our firebot sauce, topped with red onions and provolone cheese. Splashed with vinegar and spices.

Once there were 2 fantastical mounts who battled over the alps. For this we have made a chicken, "unicorn" bacon and Swiss sandwich combined with mayo and greens.

Grilled "unicorn" bacon, greens, mayo and tomatoes with provolone cheese.

Grilled turkey and "unicorn" bacon, greenand fresh tomatoes with our unique mayo of smiting.

Do not throw the cucco. . . But if you do, it makes a fantastic panini of grilled chicken, sliced tomato, house pesto and provolone!

A huge portobello cap topped with swiss, baconand an all-chuck patty. It's the best mushroom burger in town.

All prime chuck patty, locally sourced brioche bunand fresh hand selected veggies.

Born from the normal! This add-on was so popular, it became it's own menu item. An all-chuck patty, tomato, greens, red onions, a choice of cheese, mayo, unicorn bacon.

Wage war with this burger! made with bacon, blue cheese, house made rib sauce, all-chuck patty and spell-frizzled onions.

Our special hazelnut veggies burger patty, cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spring mix, grilled portobello slices, guacamole.

Hungry for a mego-corp buyout burger? Pineapple, provolone, teriyaki sauceand a mild wasabi mayo on an all-chuck patty.

A burger for the orc-sized appetite! All-chuck patty, piled high with ham, bacon, salami, mayo, your choice of cheeseand no wussy greens.

An all-chuck patty, topped with skyfire salsa, green, pepper jack cheese, guacamoleand spicy mayo.

A wonderful pile of spell-frizzled onions sitting upon an all-chuck patty, mayo and splashed with barbecue sauce.

The classic. The original pasta of AFK! created in the depths of the kitchen. This vodka cream sauce, spiced and a hint of tomato. Reduced and sauteed with firm penne pasta, topped with parmesan, chivesand served with a slice of dwarven battle bread.

These southern style ribs are trimmed and slaw cooked in our house made broth and special spices. They are so good you'll forget that you are a robot ghost. Not that you knew you were a robot ghost. Comes with a side.

Gluten free. A 6 Ounces whelp, a slice of the dragon knight. For those with a bit of a smaller appetite, but who do not want to sacrifice flavor!