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  • Funky Art Cafe

Funky Art Cafe

(979) 836-5220
  • 202 W Commerce St, Brenham, TX 77833
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  • $$$$$
(979) 836-5220
  • Menu
  • Salads
    All salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie. Dressing choices: house pesto, maple balsamic, new: sriracha ranch, bleu cheese, raspberry vinaigrette, country fresh buttermilk, new: creamy garlic caesar & fat free herb. Extra dressing charge: $0.50 cents
    • Flenniken's Creation $8.49

      Mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you've got something delicious. Without chicken salad (vegetarian) $6.99. With roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad $9.49

    • Sound of Music Ii $9.99

      Two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, purple onion, & toasted pecans; dressed with black forest maple dressing your tastebuds'll be alive with the taste of this one. Add roasted chicken breast for add'l $2.99, small salmon portion for add'l $5.29 or large salmon portion for add'l $8.99

    • Cornucopia $8.49

      Red quinoa, dried cranberries, dried apricots, & green onions are tossed & dressed with lemon cumin vinaigrette, topped with toasted almonds & avocado pieces; served on a bed of mixed greens full of great flavors. Add roasted chicken breast for add'l $2.99, small salmon portion for add'l $5.29 or large salmon portion for add'l $8.99

    • F.A.C. Famous Grilled Salmon $12.49

      Our signature dish salmon grilled our way, finished with maple soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill sour cream sauce

    • First Lady's Cousin $9.99

      A close relative of former first lady barbara bush's fac menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing

    • Spring / Summer $8.99

      A light & refreshing salad... chopped kale is topped with couscous, chopped dates, toasted almonds, & shredded parmesan; presented with lemon shallot vinaigrette. Add roasted chicken breast for add'l $2.99, small salmon portion for add'l $5.29 or large salmon portion for add'l $8.99

    • Fac Chicken Salad with Fruit $8.99

      Our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice

    • Not Your Usual Crab Cake Salad $10.99

      Fresh spinach is topped with FAC sweet n' sour remoulade slaw (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn; dressed with creamy kicked-up lemon dressing) & crowned with two crab cakes a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare real crab here, no imitation

    • Mc Gregor's Garden Spinach Salad $8.49

      A different spinach salad: fresh baby spinach topped with red onion, hard boiled egg, sliced mushrooms, green peas, corn & bacon; presented with carrot ginger dressing the dressing itself has kept peter rabbit munching on more vegetables than are good for a bunny. Add roasted chicken breast for add'l $2.99, small salmon portion for add'l $5.29 or large salmon portion for add'l $8.99

    • Calfornia Earthquake $8.99

      A california roll de-constructed: mixed greens are topped with seasoned rice that's mixed with sesame seeds, pickled ginger, cucumber, scallions & carrot. The salad is finished with sliced avocado, toasted nori strips, & a side of wasabi vinaigrette. Add roasted chicken breast for add'l $2.99, small salmon portion for add'l $5.29 or large salmon portion for add'l $8.99

    • Tuna Alfresco $8.99

      Water packed tuna is tossed with red onion, carrot, capers, finely chopped celery, & lightly dressed with lemon vinaigrette; served on mixed greens & sided with green apple slices & additional lemon vinaigrette

    • Marbella $9.99

      Mixed greens are topped with couscous & sliced white wine marinated & herb brown sugar roasted chicken breast; sided with rich salad dressing made with capers, green & kalamata olives, dried plums, olive oil & balsamic vinegar. Marbell ous.

  • Soup
    Handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips
    • Soup $4.49

      To make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day or a side salad for an additional $2.49. To substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49.

  • Funky Beginnings
    • Poblano Spinach Queso $4.99

      Fresh poblanos, onion, green chilies & spinach are mixed with jack cheese & spices; served warm with tortilla chips

  • Sandwiches & Wraps
    All sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle style potato chips choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps
    • Award Winner $8.99

      A ham sandwich deluxe: the bottom slice of ciabatta is spread with fig'd chevres, then topped with lean ham, blueberry chutney, fresh spinach, & red onion, crowned with the top ciabata slice spread with wasabi mustard lots of WOW. Flavor in this one

    • Bird Burger Iii $8.99

      Made with all natural ground turkey, spinach, onion, dried cherries, & brown rice, this burger is served on a whole wheat bun, dressed with feta mayo, then topped with spinach, red onion & marinated shredded carrots your tastebuds will soar.

    • Betch'll Love This Wrap $8.99

      Strips of bacon, slices of avocado, lettuce, fresh tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with fac spicy ranch dressing in a honey wheat wrap a blt like no other.

    • Good Ol' Reuben $8.99

      A traditional reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course

    • Lavender Peach Turkey Wrap $8.99

      Our turkey wrap celebrates spring & summer: handcrafted FAC lavender peach salsa, mayo, turkey, swiss, & lettuce are swaddled in a honey wheat wrap.

    • Asian Beef Lettuce Wraps $8.99

      Lean ground beef & water chestnuts are seasoned with sesame oil, ginger, garlic, & hoisin sauce; served with romaine lettuce leaves

    • New Mexican Pumpkin Burger $8.99

      A different kind of burger: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato scrumptious & good for you.

    • Porky Pig $8.99

      Lean ham, bacon, cheddar, red onion, spinach, & tomato are rolled together in a honey wheat wrap that's been dressed with mayo & a sweet n' sour mustard relish.

    • Grown Up Grilled Cheese $8.49

      Another cheese lover's dream-come-true combo: cheddar, cream & monterrey jack cheeses are mixed with green onion, jalapeno & Cajun seasoning. For the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

    • Et Tu, Brute $8.99

      A honey wheat wrap is filled with roasted chicken breast, red onion, parmesan cheese, lettuce & finished with FAC creamy caesar dressing empire toppling tasty

    • All It's Stacked Up To Be $9.99

      A club stack: turkey, ham, bacon, swiss & cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce & tomato (whew); dressed with a seasoned cream cheese/green onion spread a stack of goodness

    • The Queen's Lunch $8.99

      An open faced sandwich: creamy curried chicken salad is served atop fresh baked banana nut bread & finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds tiara worthy

    • Great State's Own $8.99

      Tender pulled pork is simmered in a truly Texas barbecue sauce & served up on a wheat sweet sourdough bun a taste as great as texas itself

    • Santa Fe $8.99

      A golden, honey wheat wrap is spread with salsa'd cream cheese then filled with corn, black beans, red onion, avocado, lettuce & tomato delicioso

    • Superb Roast Beef $8.99

      Choice of bread is dressed with peppadew chimichurri & mayo, then stacked with roast beef, provolone cheese & lettuce the peppadew chimichurri is not to be missed

  • Halfsies & Wholesies
    • Fac Chicken Salad $8.99

      One of our specialties: diced breast meat tossed with green onion, celery & a smattering of pecans & lightly dressed with mayo served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo.

    • Homemade Pimiento Cheese $7.99

      Handcrafted real cheese real flavor made with green onion, diced pimientos & lightly dressed with mayo served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo.

    • Cool Cucumber Spread $7.49

      Back by request: cream cheese & cucumber are mixed with seasonings to make the best cucumber sandwich ever; served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & mayo.

  • Warm & Wonderful Things
    • Roasted Vegetable Lasagne $9.99

      Roasted seasonal vegetables layered with ricotta, parmesan & mozzarella cheeses & marinara sauce; served with garlic bread & a side salad & choice of dressing

    • Mahi Mahi Soft Tacos $11.99

      Two corn tortillas are filled with grilled mahi mahi, topped with lettuce, avocado & finished with FAC handcrafted pineapple salsa & chipotle sour cream; sided with fresh fruit

    • Shrimp Pot Pie $9.99

      Tender shrimp & mixed vegetables are bathed in a buttery, white wine sauce & topped with a lemon dill biscuit topping; served with a side salad & choice of dressing light yet filling

    • Cajun Meatloaf $9.99

      Onion, celery, bell pepper, & jalapeno are caramelized in bacon fat, combined with ground beef, bacon, & spicy ground pork sausage then baked & glazed with brown sugar/chili sauce glaze; served with two potato drop biscuits, a side salad & choice of dressing

    • Chicken & Spinach Enchilada Pie $8.99

      Layers of chicken, tortillas, & a creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing

    • Goddess Quiche $9.99

      Shrimp, zucchini, green onion, feta & mozzarella cheese, kalamata olives, herbs, & spices come together with a hint of lemon to make this food for the gods. Served with a side salad & choice of dressing

  • Farm to Fork
    These menu items are made using as much seasonally available produce & sustainably farmed foodstuffs as possible procured from local sources
    • Beef Bolognese $12.99

      Grass fed ground beef is prepared in a slow simmered tomato sauce & served over zucchini noodles, finished with parmesan cheese & basil chiffonade; served with a side salad & garlic bread

    • Chef's Choice Entree $11.99

    • Soup Du Jour $5.49

      Ask server for details; soup is served with gluten free multi grain crackers or appropriate chips

  • Waist Whittler
    These items are offered with accurate points information applicable to a nationally recognized weight management program for our guests who are participating in that program. These are the only menu items for which this information can be supplied.
    • Southwest Salad with Shrimp $9.99

      Mixed greens are topped with shrimp, corn & sauteed poblano pepper; finished with tomatoes, avocado & red onion; sided with cumin lime dressing (9pts)

    • Curried Turkey Wrap $7.99

      A whole wheat wrap is filled with lean sliced turkey breast & curried carrots mixed with mango chutney; sided with fresh fruit (6pts)

  • Specialty Italian Sodas
    Italian sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)
    • Pink Flamingo

      Strawberry, apple, lemon, banana

    • Strawberry Lime Twist

    • Very Berry

      Raspberry, blackberry

    • Raspberry Daisy Raspberry, Lemon

    • Strawberry Daisy Strawberry Lemon

    • Italian Soda $3.25

      Create an italian cream soda by requesting cream to be added to an italian soda

    • Italian Cream Soda $3.5

      Create an italian cream soda by requesting cream to be added to an italian soda

  • From the Coffee Bar
    All drinks using milk can be made with half n' half, skim milk, soy milk or almond milk. There is an additional $0.75 charge for soy & almond milk
    • Espresso $1.75

    • Cappuccino $2.75

    • Flavored Cappuccino $3.25

    • Latte $3.5

    • Mocha/Flavored Latte $3.95

    • Mocha Frappe Freeze $4

    • Coffee Toffee Freeze $4.5

      A mocha frappe freeze with pieces of crushed chocolate covered toffee added.

    • Hot Cocoa $3

      Choose from classic, peanut butter (real peanut butter added), candied (with caramel & hazelnut syrups added) or ole (ground cinnamon added).

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