Two six-inch flaky meat pies are filled with beef, raisins, green olives and carrots. Served with a mild red pepper sauce on the side.

Mix of Arborio rice, sun-dried tomatoes, black beans, melted cheddar cheese and chili pepper seasoning. Panko breaded and deep fried. Served with chipotle ranch. Five to an order.

Served with a grilled poblano tequila remoulade. Six to an order.

Hand breaded sweet onions served with a chipotle ranch sauce.

Our famous hand cut beef cube chili or our grilled vegetarian chili and spicy nacho cheese atop fries.

Two rolls filled with corned beef, swiss cheese and sauerkraut. Served with a chipotle ranch.

Fresh made tri colored tortilla chips with melted cheddar and a pool of our special jalapeno cheese sauce. Topped with black beans, fresh jalapenos, corn, pico de gallo and sour cream. Nacho add ons: marinated flank steak -$ 5.99, sauteed shrimp -$4.99, pulled pork -$ 3.59, grilled chicken -$3.79, avocado -$1.79, guacamole -$1.99

Assorted seasonal veggies. Slightly seasoned in herbed olive oil & special sauce, topped with fresh basil. A healthy and full flavored specialty. Served with multigrain bread. Vegan

Jumbo wings fried to extra crispy then doused with one of our special sauces. All wings are served with choice of sauce, ranch or bleu cheese dressing, celery, carrots and cucumber. Additional dipping sauces or dressings $0.49each. Wing sauces: cletus' signature hot sauce, honey garlic, herbed garlic parmesan-cheeeese, sweet & tangy bar-b-q, cajun-dry rub, tearjerker. Vegan

Jumbo wings fried to extra crispy then doused with one of our special sauces. All wings are served with choice of sauce, ranch or bleu cheese dressing, celery, carrots and cucumber. Additional dipping sauces or dressings $0.49each. Wing sauces: cletus' signature hot sauce, honey garlic, herbed garlic parmesan-cheeeese, sweet & tangy bar-b-q, cajun-dry rub, tearjerker. Vegan

Our scrumptious crispy seitan wheat protein cubes in your choice of sauce. All wings are served with choice of sauce, ranch or bleu cheese dressing, celery, carrots and cucumber. Additional dipping sauces or dressings $0.49each. Wing sauces: cletus' signature hot sauce, honey garlic, herbed garlic parmesan-cheeeese, sweet & tangy bar-b-q, cajun-dry rub, tearjerker. Vegan

Boneless chicken breast dipped in buttermilk, breaded, fried and then doused in your choice of sauce. All wings are served with choice of sauce, ranch or bleu cheese dressing, celery, carrots and cucumber. Additional dipping sauces or dressings $0.49each. Wing sauces: cletus' signature hot sauce, honey garlic, herbed garlic parmesan-cheeeese, sweet & tangy bar-b-q, cajun-dry rub, tearjerker. Vegan

Feta cheese, beets, oranges, cucumber and carrots topped with candied walnuts (no grape tomatoes).

Half an avocado, portabella, carrots, red onions, grapes, alfalfa sprouts, pear and sunflower seeds. More ingredients than dirk's had wives. We recommend the cilantro lime vinaigrette. Vegan

With cucumber, red onions and carrots.

Marinated wood grilled flank steak atop sliced sweet green and red peppers, red onions, fresh corn off the cob and two strips of bacon.

Marinated chilled wood grilled onions, peppers and portabella, finished wit brie, carrots, sweet corn and avocado slices. We recommend the cilantro lime vinaigrette.

Southern fried chicken breast, cucumbers, red onions, carrots and tortilla strips. Buffalo style for $2.00

With red onions, cucumbers slices, hard boiled egg, shredded carrots and sunflower seeds.

Wood grilled BBQ glazed atlantic salmon served over cucumbers, carrots and red onions.

Six plump shrimpies wit carrots, red onion, corn, cucumbers, red peppers and avocado.

Salad add ons: marinated flank steak -$5.99, sauteed shrimp -$6.99, bacon -$2.99, pulled pork -$4.99, BBQ seitan -$3.69, wood grilled chicken (BBQ, blackened, buffalo or plain) -$3.99 fried egg -$0.99, grilled organic tofu -$2.29, grilled portabella -$2.39, beets -$0.99, fresh avocado -$1.69, guacamole -$2.19, french fries -$1.49, cheese sauce $1.69, shredded cheddar-jack cheese $1.29, crumbled bleu cheese $1.99. Dressings: ranch, chipotle ranch, non fat yogurt ranch, bleu cheese, balsamic vinaigrette, cilantro lime vinaigrette, thousand island (egg), italian.

Served with a side of warm corn bread

Hand cut beef cubes, onions, peppers, tomatoes and our signature spice blend make up this classic no beans texas chili. Warm corn bread on the side.

Wood grilled veggies, beans, corn and tomatoes come together in this original recipe. Served with a side of corn bread.

Dry rubbed, slow roasted, melt in your mouth beef brisket. Served on a toasted, buttered onion roll with a garlic pickle spear.

Two pan fried tilapia soft tacos filled with squash, zucchini and red peppers and pickled onions in a slightly tangy sauce. Served wit refried beans, red-pepper rice, pico de gallo and sour cream.

Slow roasted pulled pork served on a toasted buttered onion roll with a garlic pickle spear

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

Vegan gyro with seitan meat sliced thin then rolled with lettuce, tomato, onions and tzatziki sauce.

Wood grilled salmon with avocado, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise served on texas toast.

Cheddar cheese, topped with an onion ring, filled with pineapple salsa and a strip of bacon.

BBQ sauce, sauteed onions, shredded cheddar-jack and bacon.

Sauteed peppers, avocado, basil pesto and swiss.

Blackening season, crumbled bleu cheese and bacon.

Pickled and fresh jalapenos, sauteed onions and swiss cheese.

Marinated, sauteed medley of mushrooms and melted swiss.

Breakfast and lunch, all at once. Served on texas toast topped with fried egg, cheddar cheese and bacon.

Choose from american, swiss, cheddar or cheddar-jack.

1/3 Rack o' ribs, beef brisket and pulled pork. (After 4:30pm)

Beef brisket and pulled pork

1/3 Rack o' ribs, pulled pork and bacon strips.

Dry rubbed, slow roasted, fall off the bone pork ribs. Finished on the wood grill, glazed wit sweet carolina sauce then flash caramelized.

Dry rubbed, slow roasted tender melt in your mouth beef brisket served on buttered texas toast with our memphis sauce. (After 4:30pm)

Marinated slow roasted pork served on buttered texas toast wit carolina sweet sauce

The last thing you wanna eat before you die wood grilled choice ribeye. Served alongside garlic mashies and veggie of the day.

Wood grilled ny strip with garlic and herb mashies and veggie of the day.

Hank insists on hard wood to cook his meat. This here is no exception. A center cut served with garlic and herb mashies and veggie of the day. Add to any steak: bleu cheese - $1.99, grilled mushrooms and onions - $1.69

A lighter version of a creamy jerk-spiced sauce with allspice, onions, peas, sweet red peppers and lots of wood grilled jerk boneless chicken breast

Classic mac & cheese with a cheesy pureed roasted cauliflower sauce and peas. Add chicken, $2.99

Hank eats this before the marathon it's rich, it's good, it's high in calories. dec-a-dent. Add chicken, $2.99

Cleaver-cut into small bone-in, wood grilled pieces. Truly authentic-be careful of the bones features imported amarican spices. This here item is served with red-pepper rice and the veggie of the day.

Wood grilled chicken breast covered in our creamy coconut rum and onion sauce. This here item is served with our caramelized onion cilantro rice and the veggie of the day

Basted and glazed with our sweet, tangy and a bit spicy memphis BBQ sauce. Served with herb garlic mashies and veggie of the day.

Pan fried in olive oil and covered in a rich coconut rum and onion sauce. Served with red-pepper rice and vegetable of the day.

Dirk's second wife's recipe, sautéed in olive oil, spices and white wine. Served with red-pepper rice and vegetable of the day and chipotle dippin sauce.

Two big slices of home-made style cheddar meatloaf with a chipotle gravy, served with our red-pepper rice and white refried beans. We add minced onion & spices, but no added hormones or drugs.

Choose one: 1/3 rack of bbq ribs, sauteed shrimp, brisket (after 4:30 pm). Choose one: pulled pork, bbq wood grilled chicken, coconut rum tilapia, wood grilled portabella, bbq pulled seitan, coconut rum tofu, vegetable and tofu skewer. Choose three sides: fresh cut french fries, vegan shoestring fries, sweet potato fries (cinnamon sauce contains dairy), red-pepper rice, vegetable of the day, creamy cherry coleslaw, garlic vinegar coleslaw, fruit cup, cornbread, jo jo's cheddar grits, white refried beans, onion rings, garlic & herb mashies, vegan chipotle gravy - ($1.49 upcharge for sweet potato fries or onion rings). Vegan

Pair it up with a stout beer

Best of all worlds

With cream cheese icing.

Drizzled with chocolate on a graham cracker crust

Try it paired with kahlua on the rocks and topped with bailey's

Mixture of pink lemonade and unsweetened tea

Made with real cane sugar

Caffeine-free

Herbal, regular or decaf

Made with our house made tomato juice mix with spices. Add $1.00 for stoli or absolut. Add $2.00 for grey goose

Add onion gravy $0.99

Cinnamon sauce contains dairy. Vegan

After 5pm

Two buttermilk pancakes topped with farm fresh strawberries and creme chantilly (a sweetened vanilla whipped cream).

Three light n fluffy, homestyle flapjacks.

Two buttermilk pancakes topped with homemade creme chantilly (a sweetened vanilla whipped cream) and fresh sliced bananas.

Two buttermilk pancakes filled with semi-sweet chocolate chips.

Two buttermilk pancakes topped with farm fresh blueberries and creme chantilly.

Sausage, bacon, ham, onion, peppers and shredded cheddar and jack cheese. Served with rosemary and sea salt home fries. (GFF)

Onion, peppers, tomatoes, black beans, spinach, mushrooms and shredded cheddar and jack cheese. Served with rosemary and sea salt home fries. (GFF)

No bean texas chili with hand cut beef cube, cheddar and jack cheese stuffed into a 3 egg omelet. Served with rosemary and sea salt home fries. (Gff)

Peppery cold salmon pastrami on two english muffins with two poached eggs, cooked spinach and topped with green chile hollandaise sauce.

(Side order) made with boonville nc imported yellow coarse grits. This cheesy, chewy specialty is not normally found in these parts. (Not served with home fries)

Our slow roasted pulled pork between two buttermilk pancakes. Served with butter and homestyle syrup.

Three scrambled eggs, seasoned black beans, grilled peppers and onions atop two corn tortillas. Melted jack cheese, cilantro and a spicy tomato ranchero sauce finish this classic. (GFF) Substitute tofu - $8.99

Meat or veg two poached eggs, crispy smoked bacon and spinach on top of our house made corn bread. Smothered with a green chile hollandaise sauce. Substitute veggie sausage for the meat,

Meat or veg two poached eggs and grilled canadian bacon atop toasted english muffins, then smothered by a green chili hollandaise sauce. Substitute veggie sausage for the meat

Meat or veg, gff on request scrambled eggs, sausage, ham, bacon, grilled veggies, black beans, a shot of hot sauce, and shredded cheddar and jack cheese wrapped in a giant flour tortilla and smothered with pico de gallo. Substitute veggie sausage for the meat

Meat or veg, gff on request scrambled eggs, sausage, ham, bacon, grilled veggies, black beans, a shot of hot sauce, and shredded cheddar and jack cheese wrapped in a giant flour tortilla and smothered with pico de gallo. Substitute veggie sausage for the meat

An 8 oz. top cut wood grilled sirloin steak with green chili hollandaise, on the side next ta three eggs cooked how ya likes em and toast.

Onions, garlic, chiles, black beans, roasted red peppers, lentil veggie sausage and wood grilled organic tofu finished with cilantro and pico de gallo wrapped in a flour tortilla then topped with tomato and green pepper sauce. Vegan

Meat or veggie two eggs, choice of sausage, bacon, canadian bacon or veggie sausage, rosemary and sea salt home fries and toast or corn bread.

Three thick sliced texas toast battered n' slapped on the griddle. Served with homestyle syrup and rosemary and sea salt home fries. Add banana $0.99. Gluten free friendly - add $3.00

Cream cheese filling between two pieces of french toast, homestyle syrup and butter. Served with home fries. Gluten free friendly - add $2.00

Half an avocado, portabella, carrots, red onions, grapes, alfalfa sprouts, pear and sunflower seeds. More ingredients than dirk's had wives. We recommend the cilantro lime vinaigrette. Vegan

With cucumber, red onions and carrots.

Marinated chilled wood grilled onions, peppers and portabella, finished wit brie, carrots, sweet corn and avocado slices. We recommend the cilantro lime vinaigrette.

Romaine and iceberg lettuce topped wit red onions, grape tomatoes, red cabbage, cucumbers slices, hard boiled egg, shredded carrots and sunflower seeds. With red onions, cucumbers slices, hard boiled egg, shredded carrots and sunflower seeds.

Six plump shrimpies wit carrots, red onion, corn, cucumbers, red peppers and avocado.

GFF salad add ons: marinated flank steak -$5.99, sauteed shrimp -$6.99, pulled pork -$4.99, grilled chicken $3.39, fried egg -$0.99, grilled organic tofu -$2.29, grilled portabella -$2.39, fresh avocado -$1.69, guacamole -$2.19,shredded cheddar-jack cheese $1.29, crumbled bleu cheese $1.99. GFF dressing: anch, chipotle ranch, bleu cheese, balsamic vinaigrette, cilantro lime vinaigrette, thousand island (egg), italian, oil vinegar.

Hand cut beef cubes, onions, peppers, tomatoes and our signature spice blend make up this classic no beans texas chili. Warm corn bread on the side.

Mixture of pink lemonade and unsweetened tea

Made with real cane sugar

Caffeine-free

Herbal, regular or decaf

Dry rubbed, slow roasted, melt in your mouth beef brisket. Served on a toasted, buttered onion roll.

Two pan fried tilapia soft tacos filled with squash, zucchini and red peppers and pickled onions in a slightly tangy sauce. Served wit refried beans, red-pepper rice, pico de gallo and sour cream.

Slow roasted pulled pork served on a toasted buttered onion roll.

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

With white refried beans, oregano, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese.

Dinner only (after 5) seasoned and smashed potatoes, oregano, red and green peppers, grape tomatoes, shredded cabbage and a jack cheese mixture in two flour tortillas. Served with pico de gallo, sour cream, white refried beans and red-pepper rice.

BBQ sauce, sauteed onions, shredded cheddar-jack and bacon

Sauteed peppers, avocado, basil pesto and swiss.

Sauteed peppers, onions and mushrooms with cheese sauce.

Blackening season, crumbled bleu cheese and bacon.

Pickled and fresh jalapenos, sauteed onions and swiss cheese.

Marinated, sauteed medley of mushrooms and melted swiss.

Breakfast and lunch, all at once. Served on texas toast topped with fried egg, cheddar cheese and bacon.

Choose from american, swiss, cheddar or cheddar-jack.

Gff sauces: cletus' signature hot sauce, honey garlic, herbed garlic parmesan-cheeeese, Bar-b-q - sweet & tangy, cajun-dry rub, nacho cheese sauce is gluten free, but nacho chips however are not gluten free

Dry rubbed, slow roasted, fall off the bone pork ribs. Finished on the wood grill, glazed wit sweet carolina sauce then flash caramelized.

Dry rubbed, slow roasted tender melt in your mouth beef brisket served on buttered Texas toast with our m emphis sauce.

Marinated slow roasted pork served on buttered texas toast wit carolina sweet sauce.

1/3 Rack o' ribs, beef brisket and pulled pork.

Beef brisket and pulled pork.

1/3 Rack o' ribs, pulled pork and bacon strips.

Ribs and brisket. (After 4:30pm)

The last thing you wanna eat before you die wood grilled choice ribeye. Served alongside garlic mashies and veggie of the day.

Leaner than the delmonico. Wood grilled Ny strip with garlic and herb mashies and veggie of the day

Hank insists on hard wood to cook his meat. This here is no exception. A center cut served with garlic and herb mashies and veggie of the day. Add to any steak: bleu cheese - $1.99, grilled mushrooms and onions - $1.69

Wood grilled chicken breast covered in our creamy coconut rum and onion sauce. This here item is served with our caramelized onion cilantro rice and the veggie of the day.

Basted and glazed with our sweet, tangy and a bit spicy memphis BBQ sauce. Served with herb garlic mashies and veggie of the day

Pan fried in olive oil and covered in a rich coconut rum and onion sauce. Served with red-pepper rice and vegetable of the day.

Slow roasted pulled pork served on a toasted buttered onion roll.

Same as the pulled pork but without the pig. On multigrain vegan bread. Vegan

Pan seared cajun seasoned with chipotle ranch on the side, or pan seared with Bar-B-Q sauce served on a toasted buttered onion roll.

One big slice of home-made style cheddar meatloaf with a chipotle gravy, served with our red-pepper rice and white refried beans. Vegan

Wood grilled chicken breast served in a flour tortilla and smothered in a homemade hot sauce, pineapple salsa and swiss cheese. Vegan

One skewer served with vegetable of the day. Vegan

Seasoned white beans, oregano, red and green peppers, grape tomatoes, shredded cabbage and a jack cheese mixture in a flour tortilla. Served with pico de gallo, sour cream, white refried beans and red-pepper rice.

With white refried beans, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese. Add guacamole - $0.99

With white refried beans, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese. Add guacamole - $0.99

With white refried beans, red-pepper rice, carrots and cheddar-jack cheese. Add guacamole - $0.99

Wood grilled chicken breast served in a flour tortilla and smothered in a homemade hot sauce, pineapple salsa and swiss cheese

Chicken, roasted onion, mayonnaise, sunflower seeds, pear and grapes on multigrain bread. Served with lettuce and tomato.

Spice rubbed, slow roasted, chopped BBQ beef. Served on a toasted buttered onion kaiser roll.

Grilled portabella, sauerkraut, thousand island, shoestring fries and melted swiss on toasted, thick-sliced marble rye.

Corned beef, sauerkraut, thousand island, french fries and melted swiss cheese on toasted, thick-sliced marble rye.

Thick sliced avocado, sweet tarragon mustard sauce, jalapenos, cucumber, lettuce, tomato and onion between sliced vegan multigrain bread. Vegan

Wood grilled salmon with avocado, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise served on texas toast.

Two rice balls on pita served with lettuce, cucumbers, tomato, onion and topped with tequila remoulade sauce.

Bacon, lettuce and tomato on texas toast. Duh served with mayonnaise on the side.

Cheddar cheese, sliced pear and bacon on texas toast. Served with mayonnaise on the side.

Mixture of pink lemonade and unsweetened tea

Made with real cane sugar

Caffeine-free

Herbal, regular or decaf