Breaded cheese stuffed jalapenos served with green chile queso.

With either ranch, blue cheese or marinara dipping sauce.

With either ranch, blue cheese or marinara dipping sauce.

With either ranch, blue cheese or marinara dipping sauce.

A generous portion of our battered and seasoned fries topped with red or green chile, queso, shredded cheese and crispy bacon.

Crispy potato skins smothered with cheese and topped with chives, crispy bacon, and sour cream.

Naked spicy wings served with choice of one dipping sauce and celery sticks

Strips of boneless chicken breasts hand-battered and deep-fried to a golden brown. Tossed in your choice of hot, mild, BBQ or teriyaki sauce. Served with celery sticks and ranch or blue cheese dressing.

Pick any three of the following starters along with three dipping sauces (ranch, blue cheese, hot, mild or marinara).

2 taquitos, chicken or beef, with lettuce tomato garnish, served with salsa.

Fritos corn chips in a bowl topped with beans, meat, chili, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. It's New Mexico comfort, after all.

A generous portion of our white corn tortilla chips piled high and topped with beans, queso, jalapenos and shredded cheese. Garnish with lettuce and tomato. Served with sour cream and salsa (guacamole on request).

Bring an appetite or a few friends. Built like his little brother just large enough to feed four.

Generous slices of cheese, bacon and green chile packed between two slices of grilled sour dough bread.

Well its our grilled cheese. How much more simple do you want it?

Pepperoni, Genoa salami, ham, mozzarella cheese, sliced pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onions and Italian dressing piled high on a hoagie roll.

Freshly made in house chicken salad spread high between two slices of your choice of bread.

Well, it describes itself. Ham and American cheese piled between two slices of grilled sourdough bread and of course, served hot.

No explanation necessary, it's bacon, lettuce, and tomato between two slices of your choice of bread. Substitute cheese for the tomato and make it a BLC.

No explanation necessary, it's bacon, lettuce, and tomato between two slices of your choice of bread. Substitute cheese for the tomato and make it a BLC.

Like his little sibling but twice the B, L, and T (or C) between three slices of your choice of bread. Think of it as a BLT club.

Like his little sibling but twice the B, L, and T (or C) between three slices of your choice of bread. Think of it as a BLT club.

Piled high with roast beef, Swiss cheese, sauteed peppers and onions between two halves of a hoagie bun. Like the original, just done our own Effing way.

What is there to say - it's an Effing Philly without the cheese and veggies and served with au jus.

Turkey breast, green chile, and Swiss cheese piled high between two slices of grilled sourdough bread. Yeah, we know, technically it's an Albuquerque Turkey.

Slices of Certified Angus Beef (TM) pastrami, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and dressing between two slices of grilled light rye bread.

A butter flied grilled breast of chicken served on a grilled sour dough bun. Lettuce and tomato garnish.

A huge cutlet of chicken fried steak, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a barely able to contain it grilled sour dough bun.

Beer battered deep-fried fish fillet with hot sauce and house-made cabbage slaw on a hoagie bun.

Beer battered deep fried shrimp and house-made cabbage slaw on a hoagie bun.

Triple decked slices of Certified Angus Beef (TM) pastrami, turkey, bacon, Swiss and American cheese, lettuce, tomato, guacamole and green chile on grilled whole wheat.

House salad.

Crisp bed of iceberg lettuce topped with tomato, shredded cheese and croutons.

Crisp iceberg lettuce topped with ham, shredded cheese, mushrooms, diced celery, croutons, and a sliced hard-boiled egg.

Bed of crisp iceberg lettuce topped with Randy's own hand-made chicken salad and garnished with tomato wedges.

Starts with our house salad and either grilled chicken, cucumber slices, blue cheese crumbles and salsa on the side.

Starts with our house salad and Certified Angus Beef (TM) steak, cucumber slices, blue cheese crumbles and salsa on the side.

Bed of crisp iceberg lettuce topped with diced chicken, crispy bacon crumbles, diced tomatoes, avocado slices, blue cheese crumbles, and sliced egg hard-boiled egg.

A Certified Angus Beef (TM) patty grilled to order served on a sourdough bun.

Our classic bar burger topped with a slice of American cheese.

The classic bar burger with you guessed it, topped with two strips of bacon and a slice of cheese.

It starts with the classic bar burger and topped with what else, mushrooms and a slice of Swiss cheese.

The classic bar burger topped with American cheese and green chile.

Classic bar burger patty topped with grilled onions and Swiss cheese served on grilled light rye.

Classic bar burger and shredded cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served hand-held or smothered in red or green chile.

Our classic bar burger topped with a cheese-filled Chile Relleno. Served open-faced and smothered in red or green chile.

Our biggest Certified Angus Beef (TM) patty served open faced on a sour dough bun. We smother it in cheese and choice of red or green chile.

Just like our effing chile burger, we just hopped across the border with our neighbors and smothered it in their style of chili.

Born right here at the Effingbar for those of you with an Effing big appetite. Our biggest patty topped with Swiss and American cheese, green chile, sauteed mushrooms, bacon and onion rings. Effing A!

A la carte.

A la carte.

2 strips.

A la carte.

A la carte.

Three chicken or beef tacos (crunchy or soft) topped with lettuce, cheese, and tomatoes. Served with beans and rice.

Triple layer of flat stacked cheese enchiladas smothered in red or green chile. Garnished with lettuce, tomato and onions. Served with beans and rice.

Two eggs cooked the way you want resting atop a warm flour tortilla and smothered in red or green chile. Served with hash browns and beans. Garnished with lettuce and tomato. Sunday special, 2 for 1 Huevos, so bring a friend.

A flour tortilla wrapped around your choice of beef or chicken. Smothered in red or green chili and melted the cheese. Served with beans and rice. Order as a chimichanga to be different.

2 pieces of beer-battered fish fillets served with fries, cole slaw and tarter sauce.

Beer battered jumbo shrimp served with fries, coleslaw and cocktail sauce.

3 corn tortilla tacos with fish, house-made cabbage slaw and an avocado slice. Served with coleslaw.

3 corn tortilla tacos with shrimp, house-made cabbage slaw and an avocado slice. Served with coleslaw.

The best cut of tender juicy beautifully marbled Certified Angus Beef (TM) steak. Cooked to order and served with choice of two sides.

Certified Angus Beef (TM) strip, hand-cut from the loin. Cooked to order and served with choice of 2 sides.

A tender cut of lean Certified Angus Beef (TM) sirloin cooked to order and served with choice of 2 sides.

Our classic bar burger with your choice of fries or side salad and an Effing draft, soda or iced tea.

Choose from one of the sandwiches with a side salad or fries and an Effing draft, soda or iced tea.

Grilled breast of chicken on a bed of lettuce, served with cottage cheese and fruit cup.