• New Mexico
  • Albuquerque
  • Two Fools Tavern

Two Fools Tavern

(505) 265-7447
  • 3211 Central Avenue Northeast, Albuquerque, NM 87106
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  • Irish
  • $$$$$
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  • Menu
  • Starters
    • Quesadilla $7.75

      Shredded cheese, black beans and green Chile served with sour cream and guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck!

    • Macho Nachos $6.95

      Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green Chile, tomatoes, lettuce and sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef.

    • Chile Cheese Chips $5.95

      Gooey and bad for you! Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese and green Chile.

    • Homemade Chips & Salsa $4.95

      Made the traditional way, fresh and spicy.

    • Liffey Chips $8.95

      Our famous beer battered fish cut into bite size pieces and served with 4 dipping sauces. A great way to satisfy your fish craving!

    • Galway Bay Salmon Plate $9.95

      Housemade, Irish whiskey cured, gravlox salmon served with a cucumber and caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce and housemade Irish brown bread.

  • Salads, Soups & Stews
    • Green Man Salad $6.95

      A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.

    • Tavern Salad $3.95

      An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.

    • Cobb Salad $6.95

      Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers and with your choice of dressing.

    • Salad & Soup $5.95

    • Original Spin Salad $8.95

      Baby spinach leaves, with black forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts and diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.

    • Whatever Special $7.95

      A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a 1/2 sandwich. Pick from turkey, pastrami, ham or roast beef, plus your choice of cheese and bread.

    • The Kerryman Chopped Salad $8.95

      Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber and bacon in our house mustard dressing.

  • Sandwiches
    Sandwiches that you will like!
    • Chipotle Black Bean Burger $8.6

      A spicy black bean burger grilled and served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.

    • The Bookmaker Sandwich $9.95

      Thin sliced housemade roast beef, served with grilled onions and mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese and served with a side of au jus.

    • Portobello Mushroom Sandwich $8.75

      Grilled Portobello mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach and Swiss cheese on baked daily sourdough bread (can be made vegan!).

    • Perky Turkey Sandwich $9.5

      Mesquite smoked all-natural turkey breast, Monterey Jack cheese and green Chile on fresh-baked daily, grilled sourdough bread.

    • Pub Beef Burger $9

      8 Ounces of fresh hand formed harris ranch all natural beef, just like mom made, served on a semolina bun. It's probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like!

    • New York Style Pastrami Sandwich $9.95

      All natural seasoned pastrami and Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.

    • Babe in a Bun Burger $9.25

      Tender pulled pork simmered in our own Guinness BBQ sauce and topped with our homemade apple slaw, delicious!

    • Blarney & Blue Burger $9.5

      8 oz. fresh all-natural burger seasoned with Cajun spices and topped with melted blue cheese.

    • Killarney Grilled Chicken Sandwich $9.95

      Cage-free all-natural grilled chicken served with Irish cheddar and bacon.

    • Cobb Sandwich $8.95

      Mesquite smoked all-natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce and blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.

    • Rula Bula Ruben Sandwich $9.5

      Corned beef, Swiss cheese, franks sauerkraut and 1000 Island dressing on grilled rye bread.

    • Paddy O'Malley Melt Burger $9.95

      8 oz. fresh hand-formed harris ranch all-natural beef burger, sauteed sweet onions, 1000 Island dressing and Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.

  • Traditional Favorites
    • The 2 Fools Fish & Chips $9.95

      Our award winning recipe begins with 2 pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North Atlantic haddock, served with chips, homemade apple coleslaw and tarter sauce.

    • Guinness Beef Boxty $13.5

      Two housemade potato pancakes filled with slow-simmered Guinness beef stew.

    • Corned Beef & Cabbage $11.75

      Home-cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots and topped with whiskey mustard sauce.

  • Homemade Sweets
    • Apple Pie ala Mode $5.95

      Killer pie! Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.

    • Bread Pudding $4.95

      Housemade bailey's Irish cream bread pudding served with a Jameson whiskey sauce.

    • Guinness Brownie $4.95

      Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce and vanilla bean ice cream.

    • Bailey's Cheesecake $5.5

      Served with a homemade whipped Irish cream topping.

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