Bites
- Poodle Bites $9.00
  
  Jalapeno cheddar corn breading, local smoked sausage, stone ground mustard aioli.
- Dips 'n Chips $11.00
  
  House fried tortilla chips finished with lime juice and salt with your choice of 2 house made dips
- The Wings $11.00
  
  1/2 dozen. So gosh dang good we didn’t have to name ‘em. Smoked or og, tossed how you like it (dry rub, spicy Buffalo, garlic Sriracha or honey BBQ).
- "Holla" Pena Lollipops $13.00
  
  Bacon wrapped shrimp lollipops stuffed with cream cheese and jalapeño served with raspberry jalapeno jam.
- And Justice for All Eggrolls $13.00
  
  Seasoned steak, four cheese sauce, shredded Cheddar Jack onion, jalapeno with creamy sweet chili sauce.
- Skankin' Panko Pickles $6.00
  
  Pickle chips tossed in panko and ranch seasoning, fried up golden brown served with Spicy Blue Cheese
- Burial Tots $9.00
  
  The tots to end all other tots!!! Tater tots, pork or veggie green chili, queso, sour cream, green onion.

Greens
- Mean Greens $11.00
  
  Spinach, kale, candied crans and almonds, local goat cheese. Add toppings for an additional charge.
- Candied Pork Belly Wedge $14.00
  
  Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, all-natural Creekstone Farms candied pork belly.
- Veggie Wedge $8.00
  
  Iceberg, Baby Heirloom Tomato, Green Onion, Gorgonzola Crumbles.

Sandwiches
- Brutal Burger $13.00
  
  1/2 lb. all natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty, served on a brioche bun includes choice of cheese with lettuce tomato, and red onion. Add bacon for an additional charge.
- Brisket Sammy Sandwich $13.00
  
  House smoke brisket, house BBQ, pickles, slaw, and brioche bun.
- Shroom Burger $13.00
  
  Balsamic roasted portobello mushroom cap, roasted red pepper, local goat cheese served on local vegan bun.
- CFH Sandwich $13.00
  
  Hand battered or grilled chicken breast, brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, lettuce, tomato, brioche bun, and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
- Beyond Brutal Burger $15.00
  
  1/3lb. Vegan plant based patty served on a local vegan bun with choice of cheese (optional), lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle.
- Gwarled Cheese Sandwich $13.00
  
  Cheddar Jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, cheddar, smoked gouda, american cheese.

Plates
- Crowd Surf and Turf Rellenos Plate $17.00
  
  All natural gold canyon beef tenderloin, shrimp, monterey jack, cheddar, hatch chilies, green chili.
- The Brutal Noodle $12.00
  
  Beef bone broth, smoked brisket, rice noodle, all the fixins. Cures what ails you.
- The 2-Step Chicken and Waffles Plate $15.00
  
  Jalapeno cheddar cornbread waffle, hand battered chicken breast, Sriracha maple syrup.
- Bowl O’ Chili Plate $11.00
  
  Our secret recipe this green chili is the bomb! Pork or veggie served with shredded cheddar jack, sour cream and choice of flour or corn (gluten-free) tortillas.
- Crowd Surf & Turf Cheese Rellenos $12.00
  
  Crispy Rellenos stuffed with roasted mild hatch chilies, haystack farms goat cheese, shredded cheddar jack, Pork or Veggie Green Chili served w/ shredded cheddar jack, sour cream, lettuce and pico de gallo. Choose pork or veggie green chile (veggie chili is hotter)
- The Brutal Noodle-Vegan $11.00
  
  Rice noodles-Tofu & veggie broth (veg)
- Sailing the Seas of Mac N Cheese $11.00
  
  Cavatappi pasta tossed in our delicious 4 cheese sauce, baked to perfection with a flaming hot Cheetos crust. Pro tip: Make your mac brutal!! Add a scoop of queso or green chili to your mac sauce!

Sides
- Side Salad $3.00
- Slaw $3.00
- Hand Cut Fries $3.00
- Sweet Potato Tots $4.00
- Chips and Brutal Salsa $3.00
- Tater Tots $3.50

Signature Brutal Macs
- The Southbound Defibrillator $17.00
  
  Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, tater tots, pork green chili, bacon, fried egg.
- The Hot Box $17.00
  
  Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, smoked brisket, smokey fried onion straws, house bbq sauce and coleslaw.
- The Hellfire $17.00
  
  Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, grilled chicken, jalapeños, roasted red peppers, spicy buffalo sauce, gorgonzola crumbles.

Sauce Boss Made in House with Love
- Guac $2.00
- Ranch $1.00
- Blue Cheese $1.50
- Green Chilli $1.50
- Creamy Chili Sauce $0.50
- Raspberry Jalapeño Jam $0.50
- Stone Ground Mustard Aioli $1.00
- Srircha Maple Syrup $0.25
- Buffalo Sauce $0.50
- Garlic Srircha $0.50
- BBQ $0.25

We Have a Sweet Side …Well Kinda
- Nutella Bread Pudding $10.00
  
  Hawaiian sweet bread, nutella custard, dulce de leche, eskimo bros bananas foster ice cream.
- Churro Waffle Sammich $9.00
  
  Rumchatta waffle tossed in cinnamon and sugar, Eskimo Bros chocolate molé ice cream, dulce de leche, chocolate sauce.
- Led Zeppolis $7.00
  
  Fried Italian sweet dumplings, powdered sugar, raspberry and chocolate dipping sauces.
- Roll of Tums $2.00
- Eskimo Bros Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream $4.00
  
  Price per scoop. Choice of flavors: Vanilla, Salted Caramel Oreo or Vegan Puppy Chow ( Vanilla Coconut Milk Ice cream base packed with Vegan Muddy Buddies and vegan dark chocolate

Beverages
- Coke $2.50
  
  21 oz
- Diet Coke $2.50
  
  21 oz
- Sprite $2.50
  
  21 oz
- Dr. Pepper $2.50
  
  21 oz
- Barq's Root Beer $2.50
  
  21 oz
- Minutemaid Lemonade $2.50
  
  21 oz
- Teakoe Ice Tea $2.50
- Liquid Death Mountain Water $3.00
- Red Bull $4.00
- Red Bull Sugar Free $4.00

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