french fries are fun again. Peeled and curled entirely by computer & programmed by an idaho refugee

we seem to have a gift for the cheesy things. Fried mozzarella cheese sticks with marinara sauce.

sliced chicken breast, breaded, fried and shaken in your favorite wing sauce or served plain with your choice of dips

start every meal with a little b.s. Fried butterflied shrimp, shaken in your favorite wing sauce.

all drums $1.00 extra per 10

20 wings & a bottle of dom perignon

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(not available to go) a taste like you've never had. You'll love'em shuck at your own risk. Served with drawn butter a roasterful (approximately 36)

(not available to go) everybody's clam-oring for these babies! served with drawn butter or cocktail sauce. Made semi-famous right here at hooters.

(by our scale) 1 lb

a fried chicken breast sandwich, shaken in your choise of our famous wing sauce. Like a wing on a bun, without the bone!

after the wings were gone. What else could we do but save the breast.

this piggy came from the market. The cheese came from a cow. we added some secret sauce and they're on a roll now.

we found a cousin of the grouper and decided it was better than plan old grouper because it hung out at the finest schools.

so good it should be jacques cousteau's poster fish.

onions, green peppers, mushrooms, provolone cheese we have a big steak in this one

we think you'll like it - but then we think that the chicago bears are secretly a roving band of alaskan fur traders.

served with a side of curley fries a wiener you can relish. It's lived a dog's life.