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Two Fools Tavern

3211 Central Ave NE, ALBUQUERQUE, NM 87106 View Map • View Website

Two Fools Tavern

3211 Central Ave NE ALBUQUERQUE, NM 87106

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(505) 265-7447

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Starters

$5.50

Quesadilla

Shredde cheese, black beans and geeen chile. Served with sour cream and guacamole. add beef or grilled chicken for a buck

$5.25

Chile Cheese Chips

crispy fries smorhered in melted cheese and green chile

$5.95

Cashel Blue Cheese Dip

Served with Irish Brown Bread, and Iris potato chips

$8.25

Galway Bay Smoked Salmon Plate

Oak Smoked Salmon served with cucumber and caper relish, blue cheese spread and Irish Brown Bread

$5.25

Scotch Eggs

Hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage and bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown and served with pub mustard

$7.25

Macho Nachos

Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce and sour cream with choice of chicken or beef. add guacamole for $0.75

$7.85

Bakes Oozen Wings

1 1/2 cos of crispy wings served with choice of house made Guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauces everyone else has or have a combo of both

$3.00

Homemade Chips and Salsa

Made the traditional way fresh and spicy

$5.00

Imperial Pine of Guinnese

20oz Guinness wuth perfect way to start the Craic and any Meal

Salads, Soups and Stews

$5.95

Whatever Special

A cup of soup or a tavern salad, served with a half sandwich. Pick from Turkey, Pastrami, Ham or Roast Beef choice of cheese & bread

half salad

$4.95

$7.95

Chopped Cobb Salad

Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumber and radishes with choice of dressing

$6.95

The Original Spin

Baby spinach leaves with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, toasted walnuts and diced swiss cheese. served with house mustard vinaigrette

$4.95

Green Man Salad

A Crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing

$2.25

Wee Tavern Salad

A small an un-intimidazing salad with choice of the usual dressings

cup of stew

$4.00

$6.25

Guinness Beef Stew

Tender Chunks of beef slowly simmerede in stock and Guiness with carrots, potatoes and other root vegetables. with a side of brown bread

bowl

cup

$5.75

$4.75

Salad and Soup

$4.25

$2.95

Homemade Soup of the Day

Sandwiches

Guacamole, White cheddar, Swiss, Jack Gruyere, Bleu, Mushrooms, Green Chile, Grilled Onions, Bacon, Avocado. $75.00 each

$7.75

Perky Turkey

Roasted turkey breast, monterey jack cheese and green chile on grilled sourdough

$7.75

The Oudliner

Thin sliced black forest ham and roast beef served with gruyere cheese

$7.95

Rula Bula Ruben

Corner beef, Swiss cheese, Sauerkrauz and 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread

$7.75

Killarney Grilled Chicken

Tender Grilled chicken served with Irish Cheddar and bacon

$7.95

The Bookmaker

Thin sliced roast beef, served with onions and mushrooms, topped Irish white cheddar cheese and served with a side of Au Jus

$7.95

Paddy O'malley Melt

8oz fresh hand formed Angus beef burger, grilled onions, 1000 island dressing and swiss on griiled rye bread

$7.25

New York Style Pastrami

Seasoned Pastrami and Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread

$6.95

Portobello Mushrooms Sandwich

Grilled Portobello, mushrooms with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, and gruyere cheese

$7.75

Blarney and Blue Burger

8oz Fresh Angus burger seasoned with cajun spices and topped with melted blue cheese

$7.75

Bade in a Bun

Tender polled pork simmered in own Guinness BBQ sauce and topped with home made apple slaw

$7.95

Cobb Sandwich

Roasted tuekey breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, shredded lettuce, and blue cheese dressing

$7.25

Pub Beef Burger

8oz Fresh hand formed angus beef burger made served on a semolina bub.

Traditional Favorites

$7.75

Bangers and Mash

House sausage served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness and onion gravy

$7.95

Guinness Beef Boxty

Two house made potato pancaked filled with slow simmered Guiness beef stew.

$8.75

Corned Beef and Cabbage

Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes and topped with whisky mustard sauce

$5.75

The Two Fools Fish and Chips

For a lighter fare one piece of fish and chips

a cup of stew

$4.00

$6.25

Guineess Beef Stew

Tender Chunks of beef slowly simmerede in stock and Guiness with carrots, potatoes and other root vegetables. Comes with a side of brown bread

3 pieces

$10.45

$8.95

The Two Fools Fish and Chips

2 pieces of house ale battered haddock served with chips, homemade tarter sauce and apple coleslaw. For the big appetize.

Lunch size

$4.95

$7.95

Cottage Pie

Angus beef simmered woth onions, peas and spices. Topped with whipped potatoes and cheddar cheese

$7.95

Ploughman's Lunch

choice of deli meat served with Irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives and Irish brown Bread

$4.95

Guinness Beef Boxty

The lighter fare or lunch one boxty

Traditional Breakfast

11:30 am - 3:00 pm

$1.75

Sausage and Egg Boxty

Substitute smoked salmon for sausage

$4.00

Irish Coffee

$8.95

All Day Irish Breakfast

Irish Rasehers, brakfast bangers. mushrooms, grilled tomato, black and white puddings and Irish Brown Bread. Add English baked beans for $1.25

$6.50

Sausage and Egg Boxty

Potato pancake topped with eggs cooked. chopped bangers and hollandaise.

$6.25

Two Fools Egg Scramble

Scrambled eggs mixed with fresh spinach, ground beef and Irish cheddar with home fried potatoes and sour dough toast

$5.50

Corned Beef Hash

Slow cooked corned beef, bell peppers, onions and diced potatoes. Add an egg for $1.25

$5.95

Irish, American Breakfast

One egg, rashers or bangers, hash browns ans sourdough toast

$5.00

Two Folls Bloody Mary

Own Spicy vodka mixed up

Sides

$0.75

Green Chile

$1.25

An Egg

$1.25

Baked Beans

$2.25

Smoked Salmon

Homemade Sweets

$5.25

Apple Pie Ala Mode

Warmed then served with vanilla bean ice cream

$4.25

Guinness Brownie

Served warm topped with chocolate, and vanilla bean ice cream

$4.50

Bailey's Cheesecake

Served with a homemade whipped Irish Cream topping

$4.25

Bread Pudding

Bailey's Irish cream Pudding served with Jameson whiskey sauce

Specials - New Daily Features

$3.50

Two Fools Pale Ale

16oz

Specials - Sunday

$4.25

Tennent’s Scottish Lager

$3.75

Cut Throat Porter

$8.25

Irish Nachos

Specials - Monday

$3.75

90 Shilling

$4.25

Newcastle

$6.00

Scotch Eggs

Specials - Tuesday

$3.75

Lizard Head Red

$3.75

Hazed and Infused

$8.75

Salmon Plate

Specials - Wednesday

$4.00

Blue Moon

$4.25

Stella Artois

$6.75

Blue Cheese Dip

Specials - Thursday

$4.00

Bridgeport IPA

$4.25

Smithwick’s

$8.50

Baker’s Dozen Wings

Specials - Friday

$4.25

Sierra Nevada Specialty Brew

$3.50

Chips and Salsa

Specials - Saturday

$3.75

1554 Brussels Style Ale

$4.25

Bass

$5.75

Quesadilla

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Two Fools Tavern

Two Fools Tavern

Starters

Salads, Soups and Stews

Sandwiches

Traditional Favorites

Traditional Breakfast

Sides

Homemade Sweets

Specials - New Daily Features

Specials - Sunday

Specials - Monday

Specials - Tuesday

Specials - Wednesday

Specials - Thursday

Specials - Friday

Specials - Saturday

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