- Diner
- Pizza
- Vegetarian
Silly's Restaurant
Menu for Silly's Restaurant
To Begin With
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Gravy Danger
$7.95
Hand cut french fries with house made (gluten free) gravy, bacon, cheddar & fresh scallions.
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Pollitos
$6.95
Hand cut strips of chicken breast fried in a garlic breading with silly's own honey mustard - buffalo style (clears the sinuses!) With bleu cheese sauce Add $1.25.
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Nacho Nacho Man
$8.95
Your choice of flour or corn tortilla chips topped with jack & cheddar cheese, jalapenos & scallions served with lettuce, sour cream, salsa & avocado pulp on the side - add white meat pulled chicken $2.00 - (vegan) vegan cheddar & mozz cheese with no sour cream for $1.00 add herbed tempeh crumbles for $2.00.
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Garden Of Eatin
$8.95
A plate filled with a falafel patty, cucumber dill sauce, crunchy flour tortilla chips, hummus, broccoli, green & red peppers (vegan)- no cucumber dill sauce.
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Fried Pickles
$5.95
Dill pickle chips fried in a spicy breading served with silly's spicy dip (vegan) - make it vegan add $0.50.
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Buffalo French Fries
$4.95
(Clears the sinuses!) Served with silly's bleu cheese sauce.
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Rings Of Fire
$5.95
(Clears the sinuses!) Breaded & fried jalapeno rings with a side of sour cream- (vegan) with no sour cream.
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Silly's Sideboards - Petite Sideboard
$14.00
Different everyday, must be up for an adventure.
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Silly's Sideboards - Grande Sideboard
$23.00
Featuring different crackers, cheeses, meats, olives, dried fruit, nuts, sauces, relishes, & pickled tidbits.
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Silly's Sideboards - Sweet Sideboard
$12.00
Featuring dates stuffed with goat cheese drizzled with honey, crackers & sweet cheeses, nuts & dried fruit.
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Vegan Decadence
$7.95
(Vegan) garlic bread spread with creamy basil sauce topped with greek olives, roasted red peppers & fresh tomato.
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Pity The Fu
$6.95
(Vegan) fried locally made heiwa tofu tossed in buffalo sauce (clears the sinuses!) Served with silly's spicy vegan dip.
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Chili
$3.50 - $5.95
(Vegan) (gluten free)-sweet potato & black bean with millet served with corn chips.
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French Fries
$3.75
Hand cut.
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Sweet Potato Fries
$5.95
Hand cut served with silly's honey mustard sauce.
Salads Plus
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Harmonious Chaos
$12.95
Lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, scallions, chargrilled chicken breast, bacon, avocado pulp & cheddar cheese - bleu cheese dressing.
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On The Lamb
$14.95
Spinach, lettuce, chargrilled marinated lamb, chick peas, tomatoes, peppers, feta, greek olives, roasted red peppers & scallions - cucumber dill dressing.
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The Sky Is Falling
$12.95
Spinach, red peppers, chargrilled honey, thyme & black pepper glazed chicken breast, goat cheese, mandarin oranges, craisins, toasted almonds & scallionsbalsamic vinaigrette.
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Relativity
$10.95
A chargrilled cheese pizza topped with a cold salad on top that has spinach, tomatoes, scallions, feta & drizzled balsamic vinaigrette.
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Falsal
$11.95
(Gluten free) a pan fried falafel patty with a cold salad on top that has spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, greek olives, roasted red peppers, feta & scallions cucumber dill dressing.
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Greek Salad
$4.50 - $8.95
Spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, feta, greek olives & roasted red peppers balsamic vinaigrette -add chargrilled chicken breast $3.50.
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Spinach Salad
$4.50 - $8.95
Spinach, tomatoes, onions, feta, mandarin oranges, craisins & toasted almonds balsamic vinaigrette -add chargrilled chicken breast $3.50.
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Spinach Salad
$3.95 - $7.95
(Vegan) Lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, onions, carrots, peppers, scallions, broccoli, & mushrooms - balsamic vinaigrette -add chargrilled chicken breast 3.50.
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Mighty Avodighty Salad
$11.95
(Vegan) lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, peppers, fried buffalo tofu, avocado pulp, & scallions balsamic vinaigrette.
Chargrilled Pizza
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X T C
$9.95
Creamy basil sauce, spinach, garlic, a blend of cheeses, pepperoni & feta cheese.
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Mary Had A Little Pizza
$13.95
Garlic, spinach, a blend of cheeses, chargrilled marinated lamb, feta, scallions & capers.
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Fat Back
$11.95
Spicy smoked sausage, pepperoni, chicken, red sauce & a blend of cheeses.
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Sweet Biggie
$10.95
Red sauce, pepperoni, a blend of cheeses, caramelized onions, garlic, & goat cheese.
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Thai Pie
$9.95
Thai coconut peanut sauce, chicken, a blend of cheeses & fresh scallions.
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Hot & Cheezy
$9.95
Silly's bleu cheese sauce, buffalo chicken, a blend of cheeses, tomato & onion.
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No Smoochie
$10.95
Roasted garlic, a blend of cheeses, caramelized onions, silly's own spicy lamb/pork sausage & feta cheese - make it vegan with vegan mozz & herbed tempeh $2.00.
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The Love Goat
$10.95
Mozzarella, caramelized onions, fresh tomatoes, goat cheese & almonds drizzled with honey infused with thyme & black pepper.
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Vincent Van Dough
$9.75
Creamy basil sauce, mozzarella, feta, fresh tomato, & garlic.
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Greek
$9.95
Red sauce, spinach, a blend of cheeses, greek olives, feta and garlic.
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Clash Of The Thai-Tins
$10.95
(Vegan) Thai coconut peanut sauce, vegan mozz, tomato, scallion, onion, pineapple.
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The Cactus Jack
$10.95
(Vegan) Spicy salsa, herbed tempeh topping, vegan cheddar and mozzarella, spinach, caramelized onions & tomatoes.
It Comes With Fries
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Pokey Pig
$10.25
Silly's apple wood smoked pork with silly's bbq sauce on a toasted bun with slaw.
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Hamburger
$8.95 - $12.95
A chargrilled hamburger with your choice of cheese on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle-make it a double & make it a triple.
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The Gut Bomb
$10.25
A chargrilled garlic smashed hamburger, cheddar, spinach, tomato, onion, pickle, coleslaw & colleen's hot sauce.
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Bleu Swayed Cue
$11.50
A chargrilled hamburger with pickles, cheddar, bbq sauce, bacon, fried onions & bleu cheese crumbles.
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Chicky Chicky Bang Bang
$10.95
A chargrilled chicken breast with lettuce tomato, onion on a toasted bun topped with melted swiss, bacon, honey mustard & jalapenos.
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Birdhouse In My Soul
$10.25
Roasted turkey breast, spinach, tomato, onions, avocado pulp & bacon served open faced on toast.
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Fish & Chips
$9.95
Lightly floured fried fish served with fries, coleslaw & tartar sauce. Buffalo style (clears the sinuses!) Bleu cheese & hot sauce add $1.25.
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Pollitos & Fritas
$9.95
Garlic fried hand cut strips of chicken breast with fries & honey mustard. Buffalo style (clears the sinuses!) Bleu cheese & hot sauce add $1.25.
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Vegan Meltaway
$10.95
(Vegan) a vegan grilled cheese, tomato, caramelized onion sandwich with mango basil vegan slaw on the side.
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Veggie Burger
$8.95
(Vegan) silly's house made (gluten free) veggie burger (black bean, sweet & white potato, quinoa, sunflower seeds, chipotle pepper & spices), lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle on a toasted bun.
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Fabuffel Burger
$8.95
(Vegan) locally made fried falafel topped with hot sauce on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle.
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Zombie Burger
$10.25
(Clears the sinuses!) (vegan) Silly's house made (gluten free) veggie burger with spicy sauce, vegan mozzarella, spinach, onion, tomato, hot sauce, pineapple & jalapenos on griddled garlic bread.
Scramblin' In The Coop And Beyond
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Caribbean Hash
$9.95
Jerk seasoned sweet fried plantains, spinach, onions, sweet & white potatoes with 2 sunny side eggs on top. (vegan)-sub tofu.
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The Egganator Scramble
$11.95
3-Eggs scrambled with silly's apple wood smoked pork, cheddar cheese, fresh tomato, bbq sauce, jalapenos and scallions with home fries and silly made toast.
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What The Shell Is That!
$8.95
Silly made griddled bread stacked with cream cheese, grape jelly, silly made sausage patty, eggs over easy with melted american cheese, fried onions, pickles & mayo served with home fries.
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Break An Egg Burrito
$9.75
Sauteed spinach, mushrooms, onions, green & red peppers, silly made sausage, eggs, hot sauce and cheddar & mozz cheese served with sour cream & salsa.
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Eggy Pop
$9.95
Eggs, avocado pulp, fresh tomato, bacon, cheddar cheese, scallions served open-faced with home fries on the side.
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Eggstatic
$9.95
A 3-egg cheddar omelet served with home fries, a mini krispy treat & silly's house made toast with cranberry honey butter comes with your choice of bacon, sausage or fried buffalo tofu -add veg or vegan cheese to your omelet $1.00 each.
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Sillyatta
$8.95
An open faced mushroom & cheddar omelet with a cold salad on top featuring spinach, fresh tomato, bacon, scallions & bleu cheese crumbles balsamic vinaigrette.
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Silly Toast
$7.95
2-Slices of french toast with your choice of toasted almonds & butterscotch sauce or wild berry topping & pumpkin pie spiced granola (contains nuts).
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Silly Cakes
$7.95
2-Big pancakes with choice of spiced granola (contains nuts), wild berries or chocolate chips.
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Vegan Silly Toast
$8.50
(Vegan) 2 - Slices of french toast (contains flax seeds) with wild berry topping & pumpkin pie spiced granola (contains nuts).
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Hashpipe Burrito
$10.25
(Vegan) a veggie burger, sauteed tofu, mushroom, onion, peppers, potatoes, vegan cheddar & vegan bbq sauce.
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The Veganator Scramble
$11.95
(Vegan) Sauteed tofu with mushroom, peppers, onion, broccoli & spices finished with a vegan spicy sauce served with silly made toast, home fries and salsa on the side.
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Pumpkin Pie Spiced Granola
$4.50
(Vegan) Sauteed tofu with mushroom, peppers, onion, broccoli & spices finished with a vegan spicy sauce served with silly made toast, home fries and salsa on the side.
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Mini Mee
$4.95
A scrambled egg with toast & bacon 8 and under.
Abdullah Wraps
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Greatest American Gyro
$7.95
Silly's house made pork/lamb spicy sausage with lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, cuke dill sauce & feta cheese.
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Souvlaki
$8.75
Hand cut fries (yup, in it ~ sorry no substitutions), tomato, onion, chargrilled lamb & cuke dill sauce.
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Chix Magnet
$7.95
Lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, cheddar, fried chicken strips, hot sauce, bbq sauce & bleu cheese sauce.
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S-K-Bob
$8.75
Spinach, lettuce, tomato, onion, feta & charbroiled lamb with cuke dill sauce.
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Inner Peace
$7.95
Spinach, cheddar, scallions, silly smoked pulled pork & warm bbq sauce.
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The Diesel
$7.95
American cheese, coleslaw, pickles, silly smoked pulled pork & warm bbq sauce.
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Jerk Chicken
$6.75
Mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion & white meat chicken tossed in jerk seasoning.
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Fried Fish
$6.95
Tartar sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion & lightly floured fried fish. Buffalo style (clears the sinuses!) with bleu cheese & hot sauce add $1.00.
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Bacon
$7.50
Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo & loads of bacon.
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Turkey Breast
$6.75
Breast of turkey roasted in house with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle & cranberry horseradish mayo - add bacon $1.50.
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Sly Guy
$7.95
Silly made hummus, lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, feta, roasted red pepper, greek olives & falafel.
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Falafel
$7.50
Spinach, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, falafel & cuke dill sauce.
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Bio Diesel
$7.75
(Vegan) mango, basil, roasted garlic coleslaw, fried tofu, tomato, pickle, & vegan bbq sauce.
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Zoomazoom
$7.50
(Vegan) falafel with spicy vegan spread, spinach, lettuce, tomato, onion and greek olives.
Dinners
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Slop Bucket
$13.50
(Gluten free) silly's own apple wood smoked pork warmed with bbq sauce served on top of brown rice with cheddar cheese, coleslaw, thyme & rosemary red beans surrounded by pickle chips.
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Bowling For Tacos
$12.50
(Gluten free) citrus butter baked flakey white fish over fresh spinach, lettuce & mango, basil, roasted garlic coleslaw, topped with mandarin oranges, avocado, scallions & cilantro surrounded by corn chips.
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Big Fat Greek Dinner
$15.95
A plate filled with chargrilled marinated lamb pieces topped with feta, a falafel patty with cucumber dill dressing on the side, silly made hummus topped with roasted red peppers & avocado pulp.
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Mythos
$14.95
(Gluten free) chargrilled marinated lamb pieces, sauteed chick peas, mushroom, onions, peppers, broccoli, cabbage & carrots on a bed of brown rice with crumbled feta and a drizzle of cucumber dill dressing.
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Penne For Your Thoughts
$13.95
Silly's own spicy pork/lamb sausage, chargrilled chicken, red peppers & broccoli tossed with penne and cheesy alfredo sauce served with garlic bread.
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The Empire Strikes Mac
$12.95
(Clears the sinuses!) chargrilled spicy smoked sausage served with buffalo bleu mac & cheese & pickled zucchini relish.
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Beelicious Stir Fry
$13.95
(Gluten free) honey, thyme & black pepper glazed chargrilled chicken breast over brown rice, sauteed greens, mushrooms, onions, peppers & broccoli topped with goat cheese and toasted almonds.
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Wee Bee Jammin
$12.95
Jerk seasoned pulled chicken over brown rice with thyme & rosemary seasoned red beans served with coleslaw & fried sweet plantains.
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Chicken In A Boat
$9.95
Thai ginger peanut sauce, rice noodles, white meat pulled chicken, a blend of cheeses, scallions & mushrooms wrapped in a flour tortilla & fried till golden served with sour cream on the side.
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Silly's Burrito
$9.95
Your choice of fried locally made heiwa tofu or pulled white meat chicken wrapped in a white flour tortilla with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, hot sauce, brown rice, & sweet potato, millet & black bean vegan chili wrapped in served with salsa & sour cream add avocado pulp $2.00 - (vegan) no sour cream/vegan mozz $1.50.
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Peace, Love & Veggies
$12.95
(Vegan) fried tofu, mushrooms, onions, peppers, broccoli, carrots, greens & chick peas sauteed in a creamy spicy sweet & sour sauce over brown rice.
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Tempeh Of Doom
$13.50
(Clears the sinuses!) (vegan) fried tempeh & vegan bbq sauce on top of brown rice, thyme & rosemary seasoned red beans, fried onions, hot sauce & vegan cheddar surrounded by jalapenos.
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Tofu In A Dinghy
$9.95
(Vegan) thai ginger peanut sauce, rice noodles, fried tofu, vegan mozz, mushrooms and scallions wrapped in a flour tortilla & fried till golden.
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Kaa Noodling
$11.95
(Vegan) warm rice noodles, red & green peppers with your choice of white meat pulled chicken or fried tofu tossed in a garlic, ginger, peanut butter sauce garnished with cilantro and a wedge of lime for squeezin'.
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Viva Las Vegan
$13.95
(Vegan) jerk seasoned sauteed tofu over garlicky chick peas & greens serve with a roasted garlic, mango & basil coleslaw, red beans & brown rice.
Kids
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Kids Fish Tail & Fries
$4.95
With tartar sauce.
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Kids Tubes
$3.95
With butter.
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Kids Melt
$4.50
American cheese on a burger bun with fries.
- Kids Burger & FF $5.50
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Kids Pollitos & Fries
$4.95
Fried chicken strips.
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Kids Chicken, Red Beans & Brown Rice
$4.95
(Gluten free).
Silly's Sweets
- Gluten-Free Chocolate Brownie $2.50
- Key Lime Pie $3.50
- Krispie Square $1.75
- Slice Of Regular Or Vegan Triple Layer Cake $5.25
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Cocoa-Doodle-Do
$5.95
A white flour tortilla stuffed with chocolate cake, butterscotch sauce, & vanilla ice cream is fried & served with an extra scoop of ice cream, whip cream & dusted with cocoa.
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Vegan Cocoa-Doodle-Do
$6.95
A white flour tortilla stuffed full of vegan chocolate cake, chocolate syrup and soy ice cream is fried & served with a side of soy ice cream & dusted with cocoa.
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Sweet Dreams
$6.95
(Vegan) fried sweet plantains, maple syrup, toasted pecans, toasted coconut & a dash of cinnamon - add vanilla ice cream $1.00 or add soy or rice ice cream $2.50.
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Gluten-Free Brownie Sundae
$5.95
A wedge of chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream, silly's own butterscotch sauce, whipped cream and a dusting of cocoa.
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Sweet Sideboard
$12.00
Featuring dates stuffed with goat cheese drizzled with honey, crackers & sweet cheeses, nuts & dried fruit.
Milkshakes
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The Berry Krisp
$4.75
Try the berry krisp made with wild berries & krispy treats.
- Milkshake $3.50
- Riceshakes $5.25
- Soyshakes $5.25
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Ratings and Reviews for Silly's Restaurant
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May 29 2012
jen p. via Yelp
great for a quick bite at lunchtime. their menu is fun and full of options. I have a hard time saying no to the cakeread more
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May 27 2012
Kristi R. via Yelp
5/26/12 was my first trip to Portland, ME so I headed to yelp for suggestions as to where my boyfriend and I could enjoy a tasty lunch. I found Silly's and...read more
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Apr 22 2012
Rebecca M. via Yelp
First trip to Silly's was a late supper with a friend last December. Food was decent, & I liked the environment & the fact that they sold alcohol. The...read more
In Short
From its offbeat salt shakers (there's a different pair on every table) to its one-of-a-kind offerings, Silly's provides Portlanders with a dependable spot for a cheap bite and a chuckle. Fried pickles share table space with bowls of Thai tomato coconut soup, while the clear-cut crowd favorites are juicy burgers and thin-crust pizzas (toppings include jerk chicken and cucumber dill sauce).